Thursday, August 12, 2010

Closet Twitter

This is the result of me being too lazy to open a Twitter account but at the same time have weird one-liners (or maybe a lil bit more) that seems to come mind.
  • Breaking fast at work. Again. Doesn't get any more depressing than this. Again why?!?
  • I miss Helen's kebab. There is nothing more satisfying than having one (or maybe two...) Helen's kebab with a nice cold can of coke and watching something completely banal like 'Flog it'. Yes, I am 100 years old.
  • 'Stray Cat Strut' - classic! I got cat class and I got cat style.......*stretch*
  • Some days.. are just worth the wait. But I still hate that 'Soul Sister' song. Sigh little things..;)
  • All booked up... don't you sometimes feel like a club? Just as well. The club can't handle me right now anyway... :)
  • Annoying is the inability to fix things for the people you care about.
  • Best advice so far... wait it out, even if it's against your nature.
  • I think I have a big face and old crinkly hands. What is wrong with me?
  • I have the urge to strangle the little idiot. I swear am I the only one that sees how incredibly wrong things are?
  • There is nothing fast about fasting. Seriously withering away....
  • Why do I waste my time doing what I do?

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