Who the hell....???

Back again with a thud and for some 13 hours I just fell into the darkest of slumbers. Which I needed.

Now that all the administration side of things has been taken care off to accommodate this new change, I can resume LIFE.

Presume this: You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting.

Assume this: What is needed was actually wanted. Yes, you can't have everything in life but sometimes you get pretty damm close and sometimes it's a near miss.

If I am speaking in riddles it's only because this is just a reminder for yours truly to stop being so stupid. I have no intention to be petty, in fact all that is asked will be given in kind. Still the lines are clearly drawn and I fully intend to utilise it. Cause you see, people forget what I am capable of but I cannot blame them since I have been complacent or rather distracted in my manner. No matter, let's not waste any more time. Anger is a wonderful drill sergeant who shouts at you every single time you even feel the urge to be weak.

No explanation necessary here I suppose, besides Oprah has first dibs. It's only boring because everyone knew the plot when I didn't. Now I am expected to roll over just like that. Be mean, be cruel but never be stupid. This is not a re-run but the extended finale.

Watch this space. Salute!

Incidentally, I read something that made me want to throw up. Is it just me or does the happy-clappy people of this world need a shot to the head? And this whole bullshit of chasing dreams ..yada yada.. reach for the stars..and other sayings that seem to sound like a S Club 7 lyric, should not even be spoken by anyone over 21. Really. Oh ... go swim with piranhas or something.